May 2010
9 posts
Joke Of The Day!
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the...
March 2010
40 posts
If Ninja Turtles actually used their weapons!
Joke of the Day
A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods when they trip over a magic lamp. The genie pops out of the lamp and stops them both. He says, “I don’t know who called me out so I’ll give you each three wishes.” The bear and rabbit both start thinking about their wishes and the bear looks at the genie and says. “Start with my wish! I want all the bears in this forest,...
February 2010
62 posts